My very own coupon code!

Last week, I wrote a review for Purity Body Wash's All Natural Daily Scrub that was about as glowing as the product left my skin. It pleased the body wash gods, and I was granted a coupon code to gift my readers 20% off their purchase. If you haven't read the review yet, go ahead and read it here. Then check out Purity Body Wash page and use the coupon code WHELAN20 to get a zesty deal (get it? orange zest?) on one of their products. I can only really vouch for their daily scrub, but if they want to send me more products to test, I know I'd be happy to do so.

REVIEW: Purity Body Wash's All Natural Daily Exfoliating Scrub

Living in a camper is really living the dream. A dirty, filthy dream. We do have a shower—that is, when we have water, which isn't all that often. The shower itself is basically a bucket with a hose. I'm being a bit dramatic here, because there isn't a much better feeling than, after no way to bathe for a week or two besides baby wipes and dry shampoo, standing in a plastic basin with water spraying into your chest and rinsing it all away into a drain. It took until Arizona to fix our plumbing issues, and we now have both running water and a working shower, but the water is fairly limited, compared to a house shower, and the hot not cold water lasts for only three minutes.

That said, I was beyond excited when Purity Body Wash sent me a sample of their body scrub to test and write a review. Anything that can make the #camperlife shower experience more pleasurable is a welcome addition to by bathing ritual, and the email came right when the shower was fixed and we were parked at Sentinel Peak RV Park to work the nearby Gem Show with no other shower options but our own. Even luckier, I was invited to use a shower in a house with hot water, so I took this scrub for a test ride in a more likely situation for you, my readers, to translate into your own lives. Wow, real running, hot water. Must be nice. And oh, IT WAS NICE.

SCENT

The first thing I noticed when I opened the bottle was the refreshing smell of oranges. Unlike some other cleaners and room fresheners, this smell was light and almost effervescent, like real citrus. I was reminded of orange sherbet. Right in the middle of the list of ingredients, one can see why: Citrus Sinesis and Sweet Orange Peel Oil. There's something about real oranges, that smell sends me into a heightened state of alertness while also calming me. According to THE INTERNET, essential oil of orange can be attributed to "anti-inflammatory, antidepressant, antispasmodic, antiseptic, aphrodisiac, carminative, diuretic, tonic, sedative" benefits. So maybe what I am experiencing is the combined antidepressant and sedative properties. Or maybe I just really like oranges. Whatever it is, the fresh smell of oranges in this scrub had me sold.

TEXTURE

Have you ever used a body scrub that left you feeling like you just peeled off a body-sized scab that wasn't yet heeled underneath? Or possibly worse, that doesn't feel like it's actually scrubbing but instead just doing a chemical peel? Or just does nothing at all and you're like, how am I even dirtier than when I first hopped in the shower, covered in sweat and bike grease?? Maybe that last one's just me. Anyway, my guess is you weren't using this wonderful scrub. Purity Body Wash's Daily Exfoliating Scrub really does have a great balance between invigorating exfoliating properties and skin nourishing botanicals. The scrub itself is made of walnut shell powder, and the grain is fine enough that is it noticeable without being abrasive.

CONDITIONING

Yo. I'm in Tucson, transplanted from a place with 100% humidity. The dryness is real. I can't be messing with anything that dries of my skin more than necessary, and moisturizer is a daily requirement. I'm guessing it's the aloe front and center of the list of ingredients, the tapioca starch and coconut oil that are directly below the orange essences, as well as the essential oil of sweet orange, that make this such a luxurious joy of a wash. Just using it in the shower, my skin felt moisturized and clean. When I washes in my own cold shower, I didn't need to moisturize afterwards. With the hot shower, I did, but again—Tucson. 

CRUELTY FREE, NATURAL INGREDIENTS

The first label I look at when buying beauty products is the price (I am a writer living in a travel trailer, let's be real here). But the second label I always check, and the one that touts all others, is whether or not a product is tested on animals. If it is, then it might as well be a bottle of battery acid. Sometimes, it isn't tested on animals and it practically *is* a bottle of battery acid, with all the chemicals in it. And not just like, Propanediol, which is derived from corn. All of these ingredients are naturally derived and vegan. It does contain Cocamidapropyl Betaine, which is derived from coconut oil but which I've also read some mixed reviews about (here's another link, which I *think* is mainly about ethic sourcing and labeling, but it's hard to tell), but I'm not very knowledgable and need to do more research, and even these sites seem pretty foggy in their information. I certainly wouldn't write off Purity Body Wash just for this ingredient, especially since it's in just about every wash.

Final verdict, I love this body wash and would recommend it to anyone, pending an allergy to Cocamidapropyl Betaine, and feel like it really left my skin feeling nourished and read to face another day of hard labor.

REVIEW: Yurbuds Inspire 300 Earbuds (for tiny ears)

I have a medical condition that causes my earbuds to fall apart. Sometimes the speaker detaches from itself, sometimes the chords get all chewed up and I get tiny electric shocks when I run slower than five miles an hour, and sometimes they disintegrate entirely, never to be seen again (or maybe found a couple of months later in a bag I stopped using or tucked in a couch cushion). In truth, I just usually buy crappy headphones that are made for standing at a bus stop or wearing while doing data entry.

My efforts to turn these pitiful listening devices into warriors of sound is in vane; they can't compete with my escape from zombie island, or my efforts to feel the flow of the landscape as I carve the trails  on a berm slide, or one-ear jamming to raging tunes while shredding the pavement on my 150cc scooter, or (more frequently) my six hours of labor riding my bike and walking all over town, taking my headphones on and off to talk with people as I hang posters for work.

Luckily, I had a gift card to REI that I wanted to cash in before heading to Vermont. I was in Massachusetts visiting family and friends for the winter holidays, and took advantage of a massive sale that was going on, which marked a set of $80 Yurbuds down for $20. They didn't have a smaller-ear model of similar value, but for $20, I'd stretch my ears and make them fit!

Sadly, it just doesn't work that way with cartilage. I could get them to sort of pop in, but they'd fall out with too much agitation, such as a light jog, and annoyingly the rubber fitting kept falling off the earbuds. The packaging insists that if they don't fit, the user can take a picture of her or his ear, send it (the photo, not the ear) to Yurbuds, and they will send back the correct rubber fitting size. However, the speakers themselves were so big that I'm not sure that would have made too much of a difference. Also, although they came with multiple sets of rubber fittings, I lost too many during the two months I had these ill-fitting earbuds. I ultimately returned this pair and opted for a version that fit me, even if they were more expensive.

I found the Yurbuds Inspire 300 For Women. At $40, they're a bit pricey (and by that point I'd spent the rest of the gift card on gummy bears...just kidding...kind of.), but overall I'm happy with the investment. There are some negatives, but looking at their website I see the more expensive options have those downsides covered. My REI, however, only had this set available, and anyway I don't know if I'd be willing to spend more money on a set of headphones. So, lets first focus on the things that make these headphones better than any pair I've used before.

• Fit and Comfort

These earbuds fit perfectly. I apparently have standard "woman" sized ears, and these earbuds mold into them easily. There is a method to inserting these, so if you have a difficult time, make sure the rubber fitting hasn't turned around. The rubber fitting has a little nose (see above) which nuzzles up into your ear canal. At first, you'll feel it sort of mushed into your ear, but as you twist the earbud down, you'll feel the slight pop into place as the nose fits into your ear canal and the white plastic part sits into the groove in the lower part of your ear. It's a truly perfect fit, in my opinion.

After hours of wearing other headphones, from over-the-ear to behind-the-ear to earbuds, they all make my ears hurt, start to fall off, lose quality, and become allover unpleasant to wear. These are great all day every day, no matter what I'm doing.

• The Magnet

The smart kiddos at Yurbuds realized that a big bummer about earbuds is that when you take them off (such as to order a coffee or otherwise talk to another human being, as is polite) they just sort of jangle around. Previously, I have woven my chord under my shirt so they can just hang over the neck, but these earbuds have an impressive magnet on the back of each, so you can let them sit neatly behind your neck without them rattling about.

• On/Off Switch

It's a little thing, but makes a big difference in my line of work, when I'm turning my music or audiobook on and off all the time. I wish it worked for volume control and track changing as well, but those are saved for the higher model Inspire 400. Luckily, Suri comes to my rescue regularly, when I need to switch things up. The on/off button also works to answer phone calls and to communicate with Suri on your iPhone, so if you aren't completely tapped of patience it's still a nice resource.

There are a few things I would like to see done differently on these headphones, however, that have nothing to do with volume control and track changing:

• Loose Rubber Fitting

These earbuds, like my Ventures, tend to get a bit greasy after a long day of doing my thang, and the earbuds get loose and fall out. I've only lost one, and just like the Ventures they come with an extra set, so it wasn't catastrophic, but I feel that a little o-ring, similar to those that come with gauged ear plugs, would do the job well and for not much money.

• Chord Clip

The Ventures had this neat little clip on the chord, to help keep the cord attached to a collar, bag strap, or even itself. It's a nice little edition that kept the chord from flopping all over the place and potentially getting snagged, and these could benefit from that addition as well.

REVIEW: GoGo Gear Kevlar Leggings

The timing of GoGo Gear's email advertising their new kevlar leggings with removable knee pads was just about perfect. I had been taking my scooter back and forth across the bridge to Millvale, where Ed at Goose Farm Motorcycles helped me put on my license plate, then Geoff at Slagheap Cycles in the same space helped me attach my trunk because I was having compatibility issues. In mid-late November, crossing a river at night is a cold journey, and wearing regular tights under my jeans just wasn't cutting it. After a particularly cold evening, I arrived at the coffee shop where Evan worked to soak up some warm beverage as he prepared to lock the doors. I checked my email and saw these leggings. They seemed perfect, but with a price point well above my budget at the time, having not quite shaken the shock of quitting my job.

A couple weeks later, I was awoken by another email from GoGo Gear, this time a more personal email sent to previous shoppers (my parents bought me a great winter riding coat from them a couple years ago). It was inviting people who essentially name a price if we had an interest in the leggings but couldn't afford the MSRP, because they were trying to reach a price point for their own ordering. I jumped at the opportunity, talked with Arlene, the owner, and a couple weeks later, was ecstatic when I took them out of the UPS box.

I was about to embark on my monthlong adventure at the Vermont Studio Center for my residency, which was made available through a Ralph Waldo Emerson Fellowship for Nature and Environmental Writing (Did you hear that? Don't worry, it was just me, popping my collar). I signed up for a January residency because Pittsburgh winters are exceptionally depressing due to the grayness and rain, but I'm no fool. I knew it was going to be colder up there and wanted something I could wear on long, snowy hikes and snowshoeing adventures. Turns out, it got as low as -50 ºF at night. Dang. Luckily, I thought ahead and got these leggings, because they sure came in handy.

I also wanted to take them for a mountain bike ride, because they have great knee protectors. Unfortunately, there wasn't a time when the trails were in good enough shape to ride that it was also cold enough to warrant this amount of warmth, so they haven't hit the trails yet. I have a feeling this pants will last a long time, though, so there's always next season.

Here are some highlights of these awesome pants:

• They look and fit a lot like "skinny jeans" with a denim-like kevlar weave and jean-like pockets. Even though they are technically leggings, I think these fall into the category of "acceptable to wear in public" if you're the type to care about that sort of thing. 

• They look good. I know I mentioned looks earlier, and I'm not vain or nuthin' but these really went above my expectation. For how thick they are, they still have a very slim look and feel. Like other GoGo Gear products, these leggings are something that can be worn for a ride and then partied in without feeling like you're wearing motorcycle gear (as long as you remove the knee pads).

• They are comfortable. The inside is fleece-lined, and these are cozy enough to wear all day outside. Even with the kevlar (and even with the kneepad inserts), the leggings are soft rather than stiff.

• They are super warm. I took these out for head-clearing snowshoe adventures, following the tracks of animals off trail and deep into the woods, exploring for hours in the deep snow of northern Vermont. If anything, I got a bit overheated with all my warm gear, and probably broke a sweat in these puppies (but the sweat didn't freeze, which is an added bonus).

• They are water resistant. I fell in the snow quite a few times, and it didn't really affect me at all. I was also caught in a few drizzles (not hardcore storms, thankfully) and also stayed dry. I don't know how well they would do in a downpour, and would prefer not to test them out. The first week I had a scooter, I got caught in a storm and had to ride through a flood because there was no place to turn off. It sucked.

• They are wind-resistent. That unfortunate chill crossing the river at night in the winter? Not a problem with these pants. It's so nice to not be thinking about temperature and body functioning while riding a scooter or motorcycle. I never once wished I had one of those European lap blankets all those Brits use (though I still want one of those).

• They have removable knee pads. There's a time and a place for safety, and as the proud owner of two achy knees, I can tell you that a place for safety is during a time when you can fall at a high velocity onto these precious discs that are basically just calcified jellyfish that we beat up on a lot. So I appreciate having these pads for longer rides where safety is a larger concern (I know, I know, most accidents happen within three miles of home but I live on the edge, you know?). I also appreciate that I can take them out and not feel like I'm wearing hockey equipment all day.

• They feel legitimately safe. In addition to the knee pads, I think it's worth mentioning that the kevlar fabric, however soft and comfortable, and regardless of the additional benefits like wind- and water-resistence, also feels incredibly durable. I have yet to have a spill on my bike, but I have been in two other motorcycle incidences that left me with serious burns and a deep wound the first time, and a hematoma the second time. If I had these pants on, I might have been in much better shape.

But like everything in life, there are a few downsides:

• They tended to slip a bit while hiking. I tried to go trail running in the snow with them and it wasn't ideal. I got diaper butt pretty hardcore, with a lot of sagging. If these came with a belt to keep the top up, that would be idea. This should be taken very much in stride, since these are motorcycle pants and I was really putting them through tests they hadn't studied for.

• Some people have had problems with getting them on. I honestly don't understand that, but they received enough emails to put together a handy video to show people how to do it correctly. Maybe it's just because I have muscly calves, or big swollen knees? I don't know. I thought putting on pants was something we'd all figured out by now, but I'm glad they took it in stride and made a helpful video for people who were having problems. 

• The knee velcro is a little scratchy before you get the hang of putting them on. This is also very minor, because after you do it once in a way that's uncomfortable, it's very easy to adjust your methods to not get caught on a velcro hook.

And that's it for the negatives, really. I wish they had belt loops, and some people had a problem getting them on. I ordered a size down because I got my coat a size bigger, thinking I should size up for wearing thick hoodies/sweaters underneath, and the coat is way too big (But I still love it). Sizing down was a smart choice for me. They also come in a wide range of sizes, so whether you're a size 2 or a size 22, these leggings could be a great option for you.

The weather went from 31º and raining to 88º literally overnight, but once it gets cool again I'm excited to take these out for a long ride through the hilly country roads outside Pittsburgh or wherever the road takes me.

The next item up for review are the "regular" (i.e. men's) and women's Yurbuds headphones. Yippie!

REVIEW: Nathan's Zephyr Fire 100 hand Torch (that's a flashlight to us Americans)

I've been collecting a lot of products lately during and in preparation for my travels to Vermont, Colorado, Race Across the West, and Newfoundland's East Coast Trail. I've been testing for the past few months or so, and thought you'd like a peak at what I've been into and why. First on the list is:

Zephyr Fire 100 "hand torch" by Nathan.

The first time I heard the term "torch" used to imply "flashlight" was, I believe, in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, an incredible book that celebrates curiosity, the spirit of adventure, and the power of goodness (that's what I got out of it, anyway). I like that it's such an archaic, almost lazy term, since really, it is basically just an electric version of what people used to burn witches, hunt down Frankenstein's monster, and make sure they don't fall down the stairs while walking to the bathroom at night. I've done all those things with this modern day fire-on-a-stick, and there are noticeable upgrades since the days of Mary Shelley. Besides not burning anything down, whether accidental or not, here are some real bright sides:

• It's USB-charged. Not only can you charge it by your computer, you can also use any of the newer wall chargers that have a removable chord (just like most cell phones). This is also great if you are backpacking and traveling with a BioLite Camp Stove (review of that forthcoming!).

• The hand harness is really comfortable and easy to use even with bulky winter gloves or mittens. It's also adjustable for left or right handed use. I additionally appreciate the hand harness because when I'm not using the flashlight, I can wear it on my wrist so my hand is free without having to put down (i.e. lose) the flashlight in the dark.

• The rear light. It's such a simple addition to a classic flashlight but it means the world to people out at night in an area with other people and/or cars. It's very visible and I felt safe the whole time using it. This was obviously designed for runners, but the benefits are much more broad.

• The combination strobe light/emergency siren. They aren't the same button, but in my mind they serve the same purpose because I can't imagine running with a strobe light guiding my way, especially since the battery life of these things seems to be exceptionally long. If I were to fall off a cliff while hiking or trail running, the siren would (hopefully) alert people that there's someone in danger and the flashing light would help locate me visibly.

• The downward angle of the flashlight. It pairs well with the hands-free nature of the hand harness, as the flashlight is automatically angled at where I'm looking, without having to keep my hand in a certain position. 

There are a few negatives, however, though they certainly haven't turned me away from this great device:

• I wish it was a bit brighter. At 108 lumens, hiking in the woods with no moonlight still feels a bit dim. If my situation were a bit different, I may consider instead investing in the 359-lumen Zephyr 300. 

• The light and siren buttons are right on top of each other. I've hit the siren a few times in an effort to turn off the light, and it takes 2-3 seconds to turn anything on or off on this flashlight, so in an effort to be stealthy I made quite a ruckus.

• The rear light, while I love it, is really bright. If there's anyone running or hiking behind me, they are blinded by the red blinking orb bouncing three feet off the ground, which is neither safe nor enjoyable. I wish there was a way to turn off just the rear light.

All in all, I love this "torch" and it has proven useful on hikes, runs, dog walks, and even snow shoeing (though it took a bit of adjusting to figure out a good placement with the walking poles). I'm very happy with it and think it will last me a long time and many adventures.

Next on the mat is GoGo Gear's Kevlar Leggings.